Receipts in. Reality check out.
Your receipts.
Our roast.
Turn your coffee runs, grocery hauls, and delivery habits into a savage spending personality card. Not a budget lecture. A joke worth sharing.
One free roast every week. No bank login needed.
Sample roast / coffee edition
Oat Milk Enthusiast
47 lattes. 0 regrets. A very committed relationship.
Sharp jokes. Clear boundaries.
The receipt-to-roast pipeline
Tiny purchases.
Big personality.
Your spending tells a story. SpendSnark just gives it a better punchline.
Bonus: Redemption Arc
Okay, but what else could that have bought?
Each roast comes with a tip showing what the same spend could have bought. A little perspective, without the moral superiority.
Bring the evidence.
Snap or forward a grocery, delivery, or coffee receipt. For the bigger picture, upload a monthly statement CSV with amounts only.
Meet your spending alter ego.
In about 30 seconds, turn everyday purchases into a funny personality card. Less spreadsheet guilt. More painfully accurate punchlines.
Post it. Or make it a battle.
Cards are made for screenshots and Stories. With the paid plan, invite a friend to Roast Battle and compare your questionable priorities.
Pick your level of exposure
Cheap laughs. Literally.
Start with a weekly roast. Go unlimited when one punchline isn't enough.
Free / a taste of the truth
$0
One roast per week. Get your spending personality and a card ready to share.
Paid / absolutely no chill
$4 / month
Unlimited roasts, a monthly recap, and Roast Battle mode against a friend.
Free
For individuals getting started
$0/month
- 1 workspace
- Up to 3 team members
- Basic analytics
- Community support
Your next personality reveal
The receipt is already judging you.
Might as well get a good screenshot out of it.
Free plan. One roast every week.